There is a time and a place for subtlety and demure and bashfully fluttering your eyelashes and trying to blend into the scenery.
And with all due respect, sister, the time for that ain't Christmas.
Not when it's party season, not when it's ball season and not when you're trying to snare the spotlight for yourself.
Which brings me to this little beauty, an extravagant exercise in diamante delight.
Our customers know that Glamour & Sparkle are no stranger to dazzling evening sets.
But this time we've excelled ourselves in landing the diamante mother lode, a Death Star of diamantes worthy of Princess Leia and her gold bikini, a piece of jewellery that will blow away the competition, light up the darkest night and quite possibly divert aircraft from their flight paths.
This is a piece for the true divas among you, those girls who know what it takes to accessorise a ball gown and bathe in the spotlight of their own radiance.
Whether you're heading for the Enigma Ball or are simply determined to make the ultimate statement on your special night out, this is for you.
This spectacular necklace is accompanied by a pair of dazzling earrings which are hardly understated in comparison.
Guaranteed to deliver the ultimate Christmas outfit, this extravagant piece will place you just where you deserve to be - at the centre of attention.