Glamour, Glitz And A Pool Queen's Tits

What can you say about a night that ends with a girl bent over a table with a stick in her hand?

Far from being a typical night out - well maybe for some girls - the Enigma Ball was a stunning evening of glamour and fashion that ended with your correspondent playing pool in her evening gown at 3:00am.

What can you say about a night that featured champagne, red carpets, posh frocks, killer heels and enough diamantes to light up the dark side of the moon?

It's fair to say when the biggest disappointment is winning the raffle (men's skin cream - I ask you!) you've had a fantastic night out.

Personal highlights included meeting a girl I went to school with (this marked a real triumph for the public school education system considering the only conventional females found at Lexie Lixx's alma mater were either serving food in the dining hall or handing out books in the library), Glamour & Sparkle's managing director ending up going commando under his tux and my own heroic battle with pool cue, heels and boobs (to use technical parlance there were one or two issues with cushions) that brought the curtain down on a super evening.

Many thanks to the brilliant Kathy for organising such a wonderful event - this really is the Oscar Night of the tgirl calendar - and if you've yet to sample the delights of the Enigma Ball make sure you go to the next one.

http://www.enigmaball.co.uk/