Well...
What does one say to the news that Leeds - the city that rocks, the city never sleeps - appears to have been built on sausage rolls.
What else can one say in the wake of a nationwide survey that reveals Leeds has been officially labelled as the Moob Capital of the United Kingdom, nipping in ahead of Swansea and Glasgow to, ahem, breast the tape first, as it were.
Fortunately the spotlight won't be on the chaps with chests this Friday night as it's the second Leeds First Friday event of 2013.
This means that the girls will be out in force, squeezing themselves into an ever-so-slightly tight bra to enhance their assets.
As you can see from the photo, our own Miss Lixx, that demure sweet young lady, knows a thing or two about making the most of her natural charms; it just goes to show that there's no point in shelling out thousands for implants when a Matalan bra can have such a magical effect.
After all, it's not every girl who can persuade a happily married woman to cop a feel simply by playfully juggling her, erm, jugs in a suitably provocative manner.
Regardless of whether you're flashing your boobs or hiding your moobs, Glamour & Sparkle have something for everyone this Friday at the Cosmopolitan Hotel.
For the girls we have some exciting new items, including our special Valentine's range which is guaranteed to add a little sparkle to your outfit and help ensure that Cupid fires his arrows in your direction.
For the guys, well, let's just say we've got the kind of goodies that will make the special lady in your life go all giggly and girly, a feeling that will make them particularly keen to show their gratitude.
Drop by and see us on Friday.
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