Wednesday 30 November 2011

That Friday Feeling

The Glamour & Sparkle tour bus is set to roll into Leeds for the final LFF event of 2011 this Friday.

We will be setting up stall in our customary home in the Cosmopolitan Hotel for what promises to be a great night out.

New frocks have been bought for the occasion (scouting parties are still scouring the entire north of England for the right pair of shoes), nails have been manicured, hair has been styled and bling has been buffed to ensure we all scrub up beautifully for the festivities.

We will have our traditional wide range of handbags and jewellery on display, not to mention a few things that are designed to keep you warm on those long cold nights. Our lace gloves and fishnet stockings might not be equipped with thermal linings but they are guaranteed to get the temperature rising.

We also have a new selection of goodies, including some fantastic earrings which we hope you will find perfect for the party season, rings that are both perfect for slipping on for the night out or sliding into stockings as gifts and some stunning new necklaces designed to light up even the darkest night.

Please drop by and see us and feel free to try on anything that catches your eye.

So forget about Santa making his list and checking it twice (forgetful old sod) and never mind if you've been naughty or nice (after all, there's a lot to be said for combining the two) and come along and see us for the chance to spoil yourself this Christmas.

We look forward to seeing you all on Friday.

Tuesday 29 November 2011

Lucky Charms

At this time of year when pantomime dames are ten a penny, sisters are ugly, there are three bears for every Goldilocks, evil queens are after Snow White, Little Red Riding Hood's trying to keep the wolf from the door (it's hell with this recession) and Cinderella's lost her glass slipper and is looking for a nightgown, it's good to know you can still find a little charm and style in the world.

It's even better when you can find it for less than the price of a pantomime ticket, a price guaranteed to bring a smile to even the most sour-faced queen and make her have second thoughts about using the poisoned apple trick on Snow White.

And make no mistake girls (unlike Snow White - because if she really was such a hottie why was she shacked up in a little cottage servicing the needs of seven vertically-challenged blokes with names like Dopey and Grumpy?) this is a handbag that will make you believe in the magic of the festive season.

Available in three colours - red, plum and a silver sequin design that Christmas parties were invented for - this stylish bag has eight assorted charms decorating the handle and combines fun, style and sophistication with a perfect dash of the party spirit.

It might not make you feel goodwill to all men but it will improve your prospects of finding Prince (or even Princess) Charming this Christmas because who could resist a girl with such a cute handbag?

Hey, Stud

Sometimes it pays to be a little understated.

Even if you graduated with honours from the School of Hot Frocks with a diploma that says bling is best, there are times when it's best to tone down the look and opt for something that offers a little understated refinement.

These stud earrings are perfect for nights out when your outfit already speaks for itself (in this case think Lady Godiva rather than Lady Gaga) and you need something subtle to complement your look.

These silver studs are available with crystal detail in three colour schemes - blue/turquoise, clear, rose/fuchsia.

And after all, what more could a girl ask for than to step out of an evening with a pair of delicious studs?

A Perfect Pair

Some nights it's difficult to decide just which earrings go best with one's outfit.

On the one hand there's classic silver to complement any look and add a touch of understated elegance and sophistication.

On the other hand there's the irresistible lure of diamantes to put a little bling in your step.

Fortunately help is at hand as Glamour & Sparkle can offer these delightful drop earrings that combine chic silver with sparkly diamante to allow you to dress up or dress down as the occasion demands.

These silver drop earrings are resplendent with a diamante detail that will enhance any outfit and give you the confidence to know that you're the envy of your friends.

The Stocking Filler Frilly Thriller

"There's lots of good will and maybe one small thrill but there's nothing dirty going on," as Dolly Parton trilled in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.

Far be it from me to question darling Dolly's judgement (Ain't she a sweetie?), but the thrill you'll get from owning this handbag will be more than just a small one.

This is a stylish handbag that proves that frills are not the exclusive property of lingerie designers and is hotter than a super model's petticoat.

Packed with a range of features including a magnetic flap and internal zipped pockets, this glamorous bag is a study in scarlet.

Blessed with more frills than a House of Olivier petticoat and certain to provide more thrills than New Orleans during Mardi Gras, this is a stunning handbag that will ensure you're the certain of attention.

We provide the frills, you enjoy the thrills.

Glamour, Glitz And A Pool Queen's Tits

What can you say about a night that ends with a girl bent over a table with a stick in her hand?

Far from being a typical night out - well maybe for some girls - the Enigma Ball was a stunning evening of glamour and fashion that ended with your correspondent playing pool in her evening gown at 3:00am.

What can you say about a night that featured champagne, red carpets, posh frocks, killer heels and enough diamantes to light up the dark side of the moon?

It's fair to say when the biggest disappointment is winning the raffle (men's skin cream - I ask you!) you've had a fantastic night out.

Personal highlights included meeting a girl I went to school with (this marked a real triumph for the public school education system considering the only conventional females found at Lexie Lixx's alma mater were either serving food in the dining hall or handing out books in the library), Glamour & Sparkle's managing director ending up going commando under his tux and my own heroic battle with pool cue, heels and boobs (to use technical parlance there were one or two issues with cushions) that brought the curtain down on a super evening.

Many thanks to the brilliant Kathy for organising such a wonderful event - this really is the Oscar Night of the tgirl calendar - and if you've yet to sample the delights of the Enigma Ball make sure you go to the next one.

http://www.enigmaball.co.uk/

Thursday 24 November 2011

Enigma Time

Dust down those glass slippers, polish that tiara and pull on your finest frock.

The festive season is upon us once more and that means it's time for the Third Enigma Ball. http://www.enigmaball.co.uk/

This is one of the premier events of the social calendar and it promises to be a spectacular night featuring champagne, satin gowns, killer heels, red carpets and enough bling to keep a diamond mine in business for a year.

Glamour & Sparkle are delighted to announce that we will be providing a number of raffle prizes at the ball on Saturday night, giving you the chance to add a little extra sparkle to your wardrobe in time for Christmas.

We hope to see as many of you as possible sashaying around the dance floor on what should be a fantastic night out, so make sure you're right on time and you dress so fine and meet us at the Enigma Ball.

Friday 18 November 2011

Owls Love The Night Time

Some days you want to be gentle and demure like the girls in the Timotei adverts.

Some days you want to offer a hint of naughtiness like the girls in the Cadbury's Flake adverts.

And some nights you just want to go out, have fun, dance like nobody's watching, sing like the world's wearing earplugs, knock back a few vodka shots and tequila slammers and cap the night off by delivering a Bet Lynch bitch-slap to the sad inadequate who's dared to touch your ass.

Those are the nights that this ring was designed for. A statement piece available in gold or silver, it's ideal for catching attention and seizing the spotlight.

Don't miss out. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Balls

As the more observant of you will have noticed - and to be honest you'd need to be in a comatose state not to have done so - the festive season is almost upon us.

This means tacky decorations, crap adverts from Marks & Spencer, really crap adverts from Argos and a proliferation of 'cute' and 'sexy' Santa dresses.

These are highly flammable (not in a smoking hot way either) and are made of the cheapest and shiniest satin imaginable or nylon velour and topped off with a bit of fake marabou trim (cotton wool) and have no place anywhere but on the set of a really bad adult movie.

Personally speaking I'd say the only place marabou should be seen is on a girl's slippers in her boudoir.

Yet despite the sheer volume of tat floating round the shops at the moment, to say nothing of the risk of sustaining a festive injury while attempting something romantic to the pure and unadulterated aphrodisiac that is Mistletoe and Wine, Christmas is a a fantastic time because it means nights out, office parties, glitz, glamour and - best of all - balls.

Needless to say I'm not talking about footballs or disgusting cheesy balls (God, I hate buffet food) but the proper thing. I'm talking about the full Cinderella experience in the full-length gown, the fantastic shoes and the prospect of being lured into a secret chamber by Prince Charming - even though there's the danger of going home with something that looks like a pumpkin that's been left lying around since Halloween.

The best way to ensure that you stand out as the belle of the ball rather than a scarecrow in a pumpkin patch is to frock up in your best dress and cap it off with the perfect accessories.

Glamour & Sparkle have a wide range of evening sets, featuring diamantes, clear and multicoloured crystals and this classic jet crystal necklace with matching earrings. This set is the perfect accompaniment for any ballgown and offers the type of glamour and sophistication that Coco Chanel would die for.

Just the thing to get your fellow guests gasping in envy and amazement, this timeless evening set would be a welcome addition to any girl's jewellery collection.

http://glamourandsparkle.co.uk/index.php?route=product/product&path=24&product_id=95

Female Chain Mail

Centuries ago chain mail was the exclusive preserve of men who spent most of their time in tights before occasionally hauling on their armour to go out as a knight, mace in hand and club people.

Today chain mail is the must-have accessory for any girl on a night out clubbing (and hopefully the can of Mace stays in the handbag).

This elasticated bracelet is ideal for nights out and will add a touch of class to any outfit. The classic silver chain enables you to team this bracelet with just about anything - well perhaps not a gold sequin dress but you get the idea.

The pearl and stone charms are guaranteed to sparkle under the lights and are sure to catch the eye on the dancefloor.

Of course, girls, the more 'enthusiastic' dancers among you should always take care not to unwittingly catch an innocent bystander in the eye as you flail away to prevent yourself from overbalancing in your heels.

This is a fantastic piece of loot - ancient cities have been sacked for less than this - and at just £9.99 it just goes to show that you can look good without breaking the bank.

Unfortunately we can't guarantee this will help you to meet your knight in shining armour (and frankly who wants to go home with a bloke who just wants to whisk you off your feet so he can steal your tights?) but at the end of the day who needs a male when you have chain?

http://glamourandsparkle.co.uk/index.php?route=product/product&path=25&product_id=135

Thursday 3 November 2011

Out And About

It's a big weekend for Glamour & Sparkle with the girls hitting the road in their heels and risking bunions, blisters and buggered toenails to bring a touch of glitz and style to the masses.

On Friday Joanne will be setting up stall as usual in her enchanted corner of the Cosmopolitan Hotel in Leeds.

No visit to Leeds First Friday http://lff.racheltv8.co.uk/ is complete without stopping by the Cosmopolitan to check out the latest collection of rings, earrings, handbags and other essentials. Whether you're searching for the last minute accessory for your outfit on the night or something to wear during the party season, drop by and see what takes your fancy.

On Saturday the show will be moving on to Scarborough for the Rose's Harmony Weekend http://www.repartee.tv/HWE2011.htm.

Glamour & Sparkle will be on hand at the Esplanade Hotel to tempt you with a wide range of goodies including brooches, bracelets, evening sets and earrings, to say nothing of garters, gloves and stockings for those who cannot resist the urge to succumb to their most erotic desires.

While Glamour & Sparkle are on the road up north, Miss Lexie Lixx will be sampling the nightlife down south as she braves the bracing breezes of Torquay http://www.cliffhousehotel.co.uk/tgirls/.

The girl who never met a glass, bottle or box of white wine she didn't like will be spreading the Glamour & Sparkle ethos, doubtless flashing her latest bracelet from the range and presumably still pouting about the fact she has yet to be showered in free earrings or that Rimmel have yet to contact her agent about replacing Kate Moss.

And if you can't catch up with us this weekend, please visit our website to check out our full range of accessories guaranteed to bring a touch of glamour and sparkle to your wardrobe this winter.

Bag A Bargain

Good news, girls.

Turning the clocks back might not normally be a cause for celebrating (even if it means you can slip into your evening dress a little earlier) but Glamour & Sparkle are marking the official arrival of autumn by putting the prices back on a wide range of handbags.

So whether you're looking for the perfect evening bag or searching for something fun and funky to help you stand out from the crowd, make sure you check out our handbag collection.

With Christmas just around the corner, it's the perfect opportunity to treat the special lady in your life, regardless of who fills that role. Remember, it doesn't matter who wears the trousers - or the frocks - we all need a little TLC and no girl ever turned her nose up at a new handbag.