When I first started negotiations with a view to endorsing Glamour & Sparkle it quickly became clear that I wasn't going to be landing the sort of deal to rival Zooey Deschanel's Rimmel contract or get a fraction of what Nicole Kidman earned during her time with Chanel.
Ultimately I settled for a bottle of Lambrini and a couple of pairs of earrings. Much as I enjoy Lambrini (even though I do get more of a buzz from Diet Seven-Up), I'll be honest and admit it was the earrings that clinched the deal.
Being the type of pure and innocent girl who comes over all faint at the merest thought of a little prick, it will be no surprise to discover that my body is tattoo and piercing-free. And if you've ever schlepped round the shops looking for a pair of suitably glamorous clip earrings, you'll know it can be a struggle. Who wants to accessorise a posh frock and killer heels with something teenage girls have rejected in Clare's?
Fortunately Glamour & Sparkle have the earrings to complement any outfit. Whether you're after chic and subtle, looking to make a statement, or searching for the ideal earrings to make a drag queen sob with joy, Glamour & Sparkle have the solution.
Even if I am still waiting for my Lambrini....
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